The Queen's Meme #8

1. What is the craziest thing you've ever done in the name of love?
I was engaged one time before my husband. My fiance "at the time" was in the US Army. While he was away during his AIT Training, we lost power in our apartment. Umm, I promised to write him everyday. I wrote him for three days by candlelight. Not so crazy....pathetic maybe. LOL

2. How much mystery should there be in a relationship? Is it a good thing or not?
Sometimes mystery is a good thing. If you tell a partner everything, they may use it against you or bring it up during an argument. Sometimes not knowing is better.

3. Is there someone in the blogosphere you'd like to get to know more intimately? Have you been too shy to ask? Let me help you. Write a 3 sentence anonymous blove letter to them in this meme.
Leave a link if you dare. (I promise not to tell!)
"Dear Blogger, I've been meaning to tell you for the longest time that I ___________etc etc"

Or if you wish, do some matchmaking instead. "Dear Blogger #1 and Blogger #2, I think you would be perfect for each other. This is why..."
Hmmm....I would love to set up Bud with someone but I don't know any single women!

4. Describe a "perfect evening" with the one you love.
Any night we get to sleep in the same bed is great. Since my hubby works the graveyard shift, we only get to spend evenings together twice a week!

5. If you are in a relationship, describe the one thing that makes it work well for you. If you are not in a relationship, do you want to be? If so, what type of romance are you looking for? What would it look like in your life?
The one thing that makes it work is accept each other's hobbies and support them. For instance, my husband is a huge wrestling fan. I tolerate it. I go to all his signings and conventions with him. I like to see him happy there. I also take all his pictures. Plus it is nice to see him enjoy himself. He doesn't thinks I'm nuts with my love for Elvis. Trust me, he will pay me back ALL the energy and time I have given him at his events for when we finally get to Graceland. I feel sorry for him from now.

6. If you had to choose between having good s*x (I told you not to let your mother read this) OR intelligent conversation on a regular basis, which would you choose and why?
Why do I have to choose? LOL

and finally.....a purely selfish question:

7. I've got the Bloggingham Blues. What type of man is right for Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt? Do any of you see love in her foreseeable future? What do you suggest I do to spice up my love life? What am I doing wrong????!
I wish I could tell you Mimi. I always say if something happened between my husband and I, I would stay single from that point on.

The Queen's Meme #2 - Mission Impossible

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1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
That would be my cat Harley for sure. I adore him and would not leave for a long period of time without him. I would convince them to go back or I would tell them I would push buttons when they were not looking. They'd be afraid for their lives.

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?
Since I couldn't curse, I can put an abbreviation...it would go like this - STFU !!!!

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
I would read it for awhile. Then, I would invite this person to lunch. I would then drop hints during our meal that would show that I was "onto them". I would definitely do this in person because I would want to see their reaction to my outing them. They'd be forced into coming clean.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
Well hopefully the place I spend it in wouldn't charge me sales tax. Hopefully they would have mercy on my poor, all I have is a dollar left to my name soul. I probably would spend it on a final cup of coffee.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
I would serve them cheeseburgers and fries. I know Obama likes them. I believe that is the first meal he had on Air Force One. I would like it to be a casual experience. Hang with him & Michelle. He would have to go smoke outside though...I don't allow smoking in my apartment.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
I'd probably scream and run out of the room just like the guy that read my fortune in the last Meme.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
I would choose #2 perfect health for sure. I would be able to live to a healthy old age!

Six Days Late!! - The Queen's Meme - Blog Outside The Box

My sincerest apologies to the Queen. I have forsaken her by doing this Meme 6 days late. I figure as the saying goes..."better late than never". Hopefully I will stay out of the dungeon. I wanted to start the Queen's Meme from the beginning!
You can play HERE
1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
I probably punched the guy in the face who stole my parking space last Friday. I may have "run into" him again. I never assaulted anyone but there is a first time for everything.

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
My life is like a shampoo bottle. Many of you may already know that I've been working on my first novel. So, since my life is like a shampoo bottle, the working title of my novel is "Rinse And Repeat".

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
Who really is the father of Billie Jean's baby?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
He probably saw the amount of my NJ Unemployment check and it scared the shit out of him.

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
Hmm? Well the other day I was ranting about a certain man stealing my parking spot, I may have called him an asshole. If that gets me a Google warning then I am guilty as charged officer.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
Though shall not bare false witness against Elvis Presley.

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
Ok, are you ready Queen? I really did squeeze The Charmin.