The Queen's Meme #2 - Mission Impossible

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1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
That would be my cat Harley for sure. I adore him and would not leave for a long period of time without him. I would convince them to go back or I would tell them I would push buttons when they were not looking. They'd be afraid for their lives.

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?
Since I couldn't curse, I can put an abbreviation...it would go like this - STFU !!!!

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
I would read it for awhile. Then, I would invite this person to lunch. I would then drop hints during our meal that would show that I was "onto them". I would definitely do this in person because I would want to see their reaction to my outing them. They'd be forced into coming clean.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
Well hopefully the place I spend it in wouldn't charge me sales tax. Hopefully they would have mercy on my poor, all I have is a dollar left to my name soul. I probably would spend it on a final cup of coffee.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
I would serve them cheeseburgers and fries. I know Obama likes them. I believe that is the first meal he had on Air Force One. I would like it to be a casual experience. Hang with him & Michelle. He would have to go smoke outside though...I don't allow smoking in my apartment.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
I'd probably scream and run out of the room just like the guy that read my fortune in the last Meme.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
I would choose #2 perfect health for sure. I would be able to live to a healthy old age!