Saturday 9: Lies

1. When was the last time you lied and why?
Last night. Larry and I went to a book signing for Jay Mohr. He didn't show up and canceled "due to an illness". We found out he was supposed to appear at The Stress Factory in East Brunswick NJ. I wanted to see if he was telling the truth about his "illness". I called the Stress Factory and LIED and said I had tickets and that I wanted to make sure his show was still on because he canceled an appearance 5hrs prior to his performance. They said, "Oh yes, it's still on, we've been in contact with him today". Oh yeah, and on his Facebook page he thanked everyone who came out to see him at The Stress Factory. Funny how he failed to apologize to the people who showed up to his book signing that he let down. Bastard.

2. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go and who would you take?
I would move to Amish Country with Larry and Harley.

3. What was the last thought before falling asleep last night?
That I can't believe I did my last blood draw that day and my last urinalysis. This time last year I could assure you that I would not have thought about blood nor pee before bed. Funny what a difference a year makes.

4. What’s your favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I'm OK with briefs "tighty whities". Only reason why is because I don't understand the benefit of boxer shorts and men letting the little fellas hang loose. What is the point? That's like women going bra-less.

5. If you didn't have to work, would you? If you work from home, are there days you’d rather be in the workplace?
I would like to work. Period.

6. What is a secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
That I'm really nervous about finding a job once school ends.

7. What’s a favorite movie that you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective."

8. What’s you favorite all time medical and why?
Medical what?? Medical Assistant? That would be ME! LOL

9. What’s the worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I don't wish I could take anything back because I would have never met Larry if I did things differently.